straydelivery:

Mobility Aids should be free.

tastefullyoffensive:

omegaverse:

moonmangarrett:

omegaverse:

Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they’re gonna name ophelia or some shit

I’m a Halloween baby but my parents are normal so I’m Garrett

Hi garrett

himbofisher:

suppermariobroth:

Brief animation of Mario dancing, exclusive to the Japanese commercial for Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix.

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forbidden mario penis attack

sercj:

worldsendvalent1ne:

d-d-zero:

unclefather:

this made me cry

evilwizard:

my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness